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lookatthissexything:

so my mom left me and my sister home alone for the month so

we

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turned

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entire

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living room

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into

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fort

prtypooper:

hahahaha this is amazing. 
Captain Small Ass and Falcon Big Butt in all their glory.

prtypooper:

hahahaha this is amazing. 

Captain Small Ass and Falcon Big Butt in all their glory.

speakly:

you didn’t know how worthy a person is until they leave in your life.

raltimore:

Cinematic masterpiece tbqh

Anonymous
asks:
should i be using condoms or birth control to prevent pregnancy?

feminerdism:

plannedparenthood:

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The Planned Parenthood tumblr has probably been waiting a very long time to use that gif.

youseetherealme:

Finally, she didn’t miss an important occasion of her daughter.

nathanael-platier:

We freed them…but at what cost?

the-goddamazon:

genociderfosho:

What is going on with hentai artists that they keep drawing nipples like

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I JUST CHOKED OMG

mxcleod:

When you’re taking notes and you look away for a second and look back up and 
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benbrucesbestfriend:

Sometimes the Tumblr app is amazing

benbrucesbestfriend:

Sometimes the Tumblr app is amazing

"Pierce Hawthorne had nearly lost his grip on reality. Lately, he’d begun to think he was in a novel."

Greendale Seven Appreciation
Pierce Hawthorne Love Day

the-bucky-barnes:

Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the Winter Soldier. He’s credited over two dozen assassinations in the last 50 years.

the-bucky-barnes:

Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the Winter Soldier. He’s credited over two dozen assassinations in the last 50 years.

oomshi:

i need a paid break from life

  • Elsa:

    Thanks for helping me figure out all of this new technology.

  • Hook:

    No trouble. Emma suggested you could use the help and I'm happy to oblige, especially since I remember how confusing it was for me. Now let's see what you've learned. What's this?

  • Elsa:

    Thing that lets you talk to Emma even when she's far away.

  • Hook:

    And this?

  • Elsa:

    Thing that makes food so Emma doesn't have to.

  • Hook:

    And that outside?

  • Elsa:

    Thing that Emma uses to get around and is almost as good as a ship.

  • Hook:

    Full marks! You'll be a 21st century woman in no time.